17 Killer Rizz Lines to Say to a Woman
Published Aug 16, 2016
Updated Feb 25, 2025
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These rizz lines to say to a woman are charming and clever. I compiled some of the best pickup lines for your reading pleasure and real life or online dating!

Some Of The Funniest Pick-Up Lines Iโve Heard
On my Facebook feed the other day, someone complained about how a guy started wooing her by asking, โAre you related to Whoopi Goldberg? Cause you look like her.โ No! No!! Nooo!!!! How dare you say that to a girl?
Or this one: โI love you more than my I.D card.โ Like seriously?
Or this one: โPrecious, how precious are you today? Iโm writing from the precious hills of Ntarinkon to tell you how precious you are.โ
Yes, a guy wrote that to me some years back, and I found it more comical than romantic.
Obviously, some men are oblivious to what to say to a woman and/or they just donโt have the courage to say the right things. Women are so moved by words.

So, learning to say the best rizz lines to them is what brings your game on.
Iโve put together some cute pick-up lines which would make your desired woman thrilled.
17 Best Pickup Lines
Here you will find funny, cute and cheesy pickup lines whether you are connecting in person or on a dating app! Here we go:
1. Can I say a poem for you?
To Adam He gave Eve
To Abraham He gave Sarah
And to me, He gave you.
2. Do you mind if I talk to you? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.
3. You just dropped somethingโฆ my jaw.
4. Iโve been staring at your profile picture for ages. I still canโt stop.
5. Are you a piece of art? Because Iโd like to nail you up on my wall. Wow!

6. After looking at you for 0.7 seconds, I got a headache. You can get a headache from looking at something that bright.
7. You are the kind of girl my mom told me to bring to her. Would you like to go see her with me?
8. My name is Willโฆ Godโs will for you.
9. Your face is perfectโฆ like a well-put-together piece of art. God did a great job on you.
10. I look at you and can only imagine how blissful my life will be, waking up next to you every morning.
Maintain eye contact and confidence when saying these rizz lines.
11. Your eyes are beautiful. Are you wearing contacts? (Only say this as long as she is not wearing contacts.)
12. Can I share a story with you? (Go ahead and tell her a story of a man who gave his all to make a woman fall in love with him. Tell her you are that man, and she is that woman.)
13. Was that you just smiling at me, or was the sun just coming out?
14. Your eyes have told me a lot of things. The only thing they havenโt told me is your name.
15. I saw a garden this morning and I thought it was the most beautiful ever until I met you.
16. I must be in heaven because I am looking at an angel!
17. There must be something wrong with my eyes; I canโt take them off you.
The perfect way to say these rizz lines is to be bold, confident and, at the same time, playful. No woman wants a man who is insecure and too serious. These smooth pick-up lines are also great conversation starters!
Matters of the heart should be lighthearted and fun. And women love men with a great sense of humor. Go forth and draw her in with the sweetest lingo!
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What is the most interesting pickup line you have heard/said?
I really loved these rizz pickup lines but I got one for you since you said you didnโt like the ones above. You have so many curves and I with no brakes. (This means that your body is curvy like those roads that I have to go through to go to work, it makes me dizzy ๐ฅด) comment back if you liked the pickup line.๐
14 was the best but still sucked. Iโm a woman. I didnโt like any of them, you need to try harder.
Daaaaaaangโฆ if your seeing this comment, baby youโve got so many curves and I have no brakes.
If you come to this website and see this comment, Iโve got my own rizz pickup line. Listen, Baby you have so many curves and I with no brakes (Means that you are curvy like those annoying curves that make me dizzy)
Dang bro, I liked some of them. I would tell you a rizz pickup line but it wont send the comment.
One of the things that attracts me a great deal, as a matter fact, I would say the primary thing is how intelligent the woman is. Now itโs not that I donโt like physical Beauty because I do! You are a smart person! And you impress me with this one article and then with the personal information that I am doing this! I donโt know this is a rule! But I wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed what you wrote!
Did the sun rise or was it just your smile?
The most interesting pickup line I have ever said was are you a drummager because I have been watching you all day
โAre you a celestial body? โCause I feel like Iโm ready to explore Uranus.โ
NOOOOO
too sus
Ball sack
there really good.